Stole this from 7oneders, who stole from hell-of-the-darkness...
British
[/] You drink a lot of tea. (My mom does, and I'm considering taking up the habit thanks to insomnia...)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." (..I use "dumbbum")
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[/] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[/] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 1 1/2
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (I say hell a hell of a lot; have been saying "What the hell??" since I was about two)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 1
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (um, those were the days?)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian. (Si? lol okay i know thats spanish)
[x] You are under 5'10'' (i is a girl, i can get away with this cant i?)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pasta/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (pasta/spaghetti is the only thing i can make)
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6
Spanish
[ ] You say 'member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some. (I'm learning Spanish at long-last..)
[x] You like tacos. (Like.. is too light a word)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[/] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (I want green bangs.. but can't find the right brand; for now, I sometimes wear extensions)
[/] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x/] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxx] You don't get cold easily.
[xxxxxx] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[xxxxxx] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: I.. I'm mostly Russian, despite Russian being furthest from my bloodline, out of all of these??
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 1
African American
[ ] You say ni#*a/nukka casually.
[x] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[?] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon. (all fruit pwns)
[x] You can dance. (..though I never really have; I know how, I think, at least)
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 5 (I'm black, apparently, yet am called pale)
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. (I suck)
[x] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (It's the only way)
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total:

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (Who doesn't? B..But I'm on a strict diet!!)
[ ] You speak some German. (Uh.. I know a couple words?)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2. (By.. almost, like, an eighth of an inch.. actually, I AM 5"2)
[ ] You like Limburger cheese. (WTH is a Limburger? ..I MIGHT, if I just knew what it was)
Total: 5
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[/] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French. (learnt it a lot)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. (lucky :/)
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. (The episode where Craig(or whatever his name is) is falsely diagnosed Bipolar and then treated like mental crap, that episode illustrates my life since birth)
Total: 3 1/2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners. (I LOVE foreigners ^-^ always more polite and cuter than my own people)
[ ] You hate non-Christians. (Christians are more often the haters)
[ ] You're lazy. (I don't sleepfor long and have a hell of a time staying asleep, averaging recently 1 to 2 hours a night, and am thus crazy all the time.. but I'm still exercising/living on)
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion. (Americans are more likely to be pro-choice, IMO, but a'ight..)
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read. (I read every day !!)
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3
I'm a black German, apparently; yay!
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[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[X] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[X] I wear glasses
[X] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free (even skinny as a rail I look pregnant.. -_-)
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
[X] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[X] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.
School/Work
[ ] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired
Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[X] I've peed from laughing.
[X] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[?] I've had my pants rip in public.
Health
[X] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[X] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles
Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[SOMEDAY] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[I WANNA] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star.
[?] I've seen a meteor shower.
[X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[X] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[more like snuck up.. as a little kid.. and risked my life.. I believe I got medicated] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[?] I've played a prank on someone.
[X] I've ridden in a taxi.
[The.. wha?] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
[X] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[X] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[X - Graduated from highschool.. it's only been two years] I miss someone right now.
[/] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[/] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[/] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger
Honesty/Crime
[?] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[ ] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[/] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[ ] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[blegh, no; WHY??] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[?] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[X - Just like EVERYBODY ELSE] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[Shudder, no way in hell.] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[X] I take anti-depressants.
[not at the moment] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[I WISH] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[My first time: two and a half years of age] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[X] I've woken up crying.
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[/] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[?] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[XXXXXX] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[/] I've written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[X] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[X] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ULCH.] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[only a few band-Ts] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[X] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[Shudder; never. The most ugly clothes, with their stupid "logo."] I own something from Abercrombie.
Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[/] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[most kinds I don't..] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[/ - Is HELL a curse..? Or a PLACE? Anyways, I use that word at least once a day.] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[X] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[I defend the nice people who just wanted to chat online and not get *murder*ed by speaking below n00bs' standards] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[/] I twirl my hair.
[Not a one. Never, never will.] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam.
[WHOA.] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[X] I bake well.
[X - Since toddler-cy, I've wanted an entirely dark-red room <3 RED] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[?] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[ ] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[/] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[/ - depends on the kind] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[My nerves are broke] I am really ticklish
[X] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I play video games.
[ ] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.